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Kurt Browning Program Information


Program: Christmas Is Almost Here
Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Choreographer: Kurt Browning (??)

Performances: 1999 Holiday Festival on Ice
2000 Holiday Festival on Ice

Photos: none

CDs: Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey
Arrogant Worms - Gift Wrapped! The Best of Arrogant Worms

Musical clip(s): none available

Lyrics: Christmas Is Almost Here

Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing
Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking
Most lots are all sold out, I search until the night
I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight

Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's four days till Christmas, still have to decorate
Spend hours in the basement until I find the crate
Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings, tangled in a knot
Then I spend the day separating what I've got

Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's three days till Christmas, I spent all day writing cards
I started writing letters now I just say "best regards"
I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go
To get gifts for Jim and Jane and Tim and Uncle Joe (and Aunt Mavis and Aunt Beatrice and Grandpa and Grannie....)

Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!

Two days till Christmas, a million things to do
Clean the house, put on tea, company is due
Where are my relatives, why haven't showed up
I bet they're at the airport I forgot to pick them up

Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!

Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!

Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!

Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is here!

It's finally Christmas, the kids wake me up at five
I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive
Spend all day serving company, then fall down inert
If these are my holidays I'd rather stay at work

Artist website: http://www.arrogant-worms.com/
http://www.efreaks.org/worms/index.html

Random facts: The Arrogant Worms are a Canadian comedy band. Kurt actually made a
cameo in their first TV special, which hasn't yet found a network or
distributor in Canada or the US (as of 12/2002). According to Steven
Cousins, Kurt made up this program on the airplane on the way to the
Holiday Festival on Ice show in 1999. It's one of Kurt's few programs
to feature a partner - a gigantic teddy bear with which he skates
around and which he does a somersault over.