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Stars on Ice Holiday Tour Review - Abbotsford, BC - Dec. 16, 2022

Written by Tina and Brit

Just got back from the Stars on Ice Holiday show in Abbotsford, BC. It was a really fun show, with some surprisingly good group numbers and solos. It was interesting, though, because very few skaters actually did traditional Christmas music, though they all did one number that could be construed as at least wintry and maybe holiday-ish if you looked at it sideways. Jeff Buttle choreographed the show and was supposed to be in the cast, but unfortunately had to withdraw due to injury.

Opening - Fanfare

Kurt Browning, Elladj Balde, Nam Nguyen, and Elvis Stojko led off the opening number to "Fanfare." They did side by side jumps and death drops and a lot of group skating. There was a cute choreographic bit where they came together as a group with their arms around each other and then turned outwards to the crowd, kind of like they were including us in their camaraderie. Then, Alissa Czisny, Satoko Miyahara, and Mariah Bell came out together with joined hands, doing side by side spirals down the ice, before breaking off for some lovely skating of their own, doing spins and spirals and spread eagles. Kirsten Moore-Towers and Michael Marinaro did an overhead lift and death spiral and then were joined by Kaitlyn Weaver and Andrew Poje. While the skaters did get their individual spotlight bits, there was a definite theme of coming together as a group or family in the choreography.

Alissa Czisny - Chasing Cars

Alissa did a really lovely number to a female rendition of Chasing Cars (originally by Snow Patrol). We both really liked this number. Brit thinks it's one of the best solos she's seen Alissa perform live. I think it's definitely up there. It was a plaintive, heartfelt performance. Very lyrical and emotional and connected to the music. Alissa's got gorgeous edges and glide, and of course her spirals and spins are wonderful.

Nam Nguyen - It's the Most Wonderful Time

Nam looks like he's having a blast on tour. The size of his smile and facial expressions just light up the arena. He embraced the cheese of this song and amped up the energy, just projecting it out through the arena. It was a lot of fun to watch, and a fun way to handle the Christmas theme.

Kaetlyn Osmond - Mr. Grinch

This number really suited Kaetlyn's playful, flirtatious, coy side, which she does so well. She is such a performer, connecting to the audience and just really being engaging the whole program. She came out at the beginning with a red sack, which she left on the ice for the majority of the program, but at the end, she retrieved the sack and handed out presents to some of the kids sitting on ice.

Kaitlyn Weaver & Andrew Poje - I Wanna Dance

Kaitlyn came out alone to the beginning of "I Wanna Dance." This was a really odd version of the Whitney Houston's classic song - a lot slower and moodier. I'm not sure I liked it, to be honest. Her choreography had a lot of stiff jerky motions with her arms that kind of reminded me of the "Creep" group number from years ago. There was definite storytelling in this number in the way it developed from Kaitlyn skating plaintively alone to Andrew joining her on the ice but skating separately for quite a while, before they finally came together. It was interesting because the number never had a cathartic coming together like they actually found someone to dance with. It was very much about separation and skating alone, even when they skated together. Brit liked it.

Elvis Stojko - Black Hole Sun

When this song started, I was very much like "this is such an Elvis Stojko song," which it was, but it suited him well. I thought he carried the mood and feel of the song well, and had a good amount of variation of choreography and style that matched the song and managed to grab the audience. Elvis' jumps and spins are still really solid and impressive, and the audience loved him.

Mariah Bell - Whole Lotta Woman

This was a strange program. It felt like there were a bunch of different possibly good programs that were just stuck together. It was an odd medley of music with abrupt cuts between songs that didn't particularly flow or feel like they went together. Each segment was fine with Mariah performing her heart out to that particular mood, but then it would abruptly change, and I wasn't sure why.

Kirsten Moore-Towers & Michael Marinaro - Skate

Skate was one of Kirsten and Michael's numbers from the spring 2022 tour, and it was fun seeing it again. It's a really high energy number which they seem to enjoy performing. Kirsten in particular really projects and connects to the audience, and draws the eye to her. They just dance it up and never stop moving.

Kurt Browning - Who's Got the Pain

Hmmm. What to say about this one. I love Kurt, but this is one of my least favorite of his programs. I can't stand the song. I can't stand the voices. I don't like the costume. It's honestly very gimmicky. But it's Kurt. He is amazing with a hat. He has great footwork and facial expressions. He performs his heart out and tries to connect with the audience. I will be honest, I'm not entirely sure he succeeded tonight with the whole audience. I thought the audience was surprisingly quiet for long periods of time where there should have been laughs. I do think there was something strategic about choosing a program that wasn't so full of difficult tricks, and relied more on performance. He did land a couple triple toes, though.

Satoko Miyahara - Paternera

This was an awesome number. It was possibly Brit's favorite number of the night and definitely one of mine. It's a flamenco-inspired number very much in the vein of Nyah, with the same kind of tension in body movement and stillness, and deliberate motions and poses. She pulls it off beautifully, with the utter conviction necessary to sell a program like this. I think she did this number in Japan as well, so I'm hoping it was captured on film, because it's just that good.

Elladj Balde - We Are the World

This was Elladj's "holiday" number, which took the music's inclusive theme and extended it to the audience. Elladj at times in his choreography seemed to be literally reaching out and embracing the audience and inviting them to take part. And the audience responded by pulling out their phones and using them like lighters, creating a beautiful backdrop as he skated. Elladj definitely throws his whole body into his skating, and is just so charismatic that he draws the audiences in every time. That worked well for this number.

Kaitlyn Weaver, Alissa Czisny, Kirsten Moore-Towers, Satoko Miyahara, Mariah Bell - Light of a Clear Blue Morning From everything I've seen on social media, this number was Kaitlyn Weaver's first group choreography for Stars on Ice, and holds a great deal of meaning for her. This was a beautiful group number with gorgeous costumes and just lovely skating. It had a lot of moments of community and bonding between the women, lifting each other up, holding each other, and generally supporting each other. It definitely had a different feel from the "girls numbers" of the past and was very moving. It was a surprisingly good number for a holiday tour, honestly, and it's a shame it wasn't filmed for TV.

Act I ended up with an extended WorldVision plea as usual, by Kirsten Moore-Towers this time. She actually did a really good job of making the extended plea sound natural, heartfelt, and funny.

Act II

Cast - What a Wonderful World

Act II opened with the same group number that opened act II of the spring Stars on Ice 2022 tour, "What a Wonderful World." I was happier because it was lit brighter (thus easier to shoot), but that probably made it a bit less moody. This number worked well, and was obviously quite well polished since everyone in it did it in the spring. It had some nice moments, and was simple, but effective. I do still wonder why they put them in muddy colored costumes, though,

Nam Nguyen - Piano Man

We really liked this number. It was somehow a moodier number, yet still uplifting in the way that Nam skated it. He just exudes such joy and charm in his skating, that there's an underlying joy even in the moody songs. He also decided to go for 5 or 6 double axels in this number, and landed them all, which was quite impressive, and led to escalating applause and amazement from the audience as he landed each one.

Mariah Bell - Snowman

I don't honestly remember a lot about this program except that it went from a slower more lyrical start to a more fun upbeat mood partway through. I remember enjoying the number well enough, but I think it doesn't help that neither Brit nor I knew the song, so we can not remember what it sounded like. Mariah does also exude joy when she skates, and was fun to watch.

Elladj Balde - Uptown Funk

It is possible that we don't remember Mariah's song because Elladj immediately came out and blew the roof off with his dynamic high-octane performance to Uptown Funk. Elladj is always charismatic and engaging but somehow this number just took it to a new level. He had the audience in the palm of his hand, and he just never stopped moving. Even when he was stopped on the ice, he was bouncing. He of course did a backflip in this number (he did in both) and made the audience sound twice as big as they were, they responded so enthusiastically.

Kirsten Moore-Towers & Michael Marinaro - River

In a complete change of mood, Kirsten and Michael did a lovely skate to "River", a song which has been done a bunch but really does seem to suit skating amazingly well. It took a minute to adjust to the very different tone, but I actually thought they did a really nice job of interpreting the number, and not losing the audience.

Alissa Czisny - Charlie Brown Christmas

Kurt came out on the ice with a bunch of props - a stool, record player, his skates, and a bunch of records. Soon after, Alissa took to the ice and began skating around to "Christmas Time Is Here" from A Charlie Brown Christmas. At some point, she went over to Kurt, who was busily setting up his record player, startling him, and seemed to be requesting some music. He held up two records, and she chose one, which he pretended to start playing. After a loud record scratch sound that "startled" him, "Skating" came on, and Alissa did her program to that while Kurt busied himself with putting his skates on and occasionally reacting to her number. The choreography was pretty reminiscent of Kurt's "Skating" program from 2001, with a lot of light springy footwork dancing across the ice. It was a cute number, which she performed nicely.

Kurt Browning - Bing Crosby Medley

If we remember the transition correctly, Alissa went over and startled Kurt again, and in response, he took her record off and put his Bing Crosby record on instead. Except, it being Kurt, of course things didn't quite go smoothly. If we are remembering correctly, he started off skating to "Silent Night", which was going beautifully until the record started "skipping" on "Round yon virgin, mother and child" (as he did a bit of circular skating), and his choreography repeated over and over with the skipping, until Alissa "changed" the song. The program basically continued that way, with sudden skips between songs, either because of record malfunction or Alissa or Kurt deciding to suddenly change the song. It was definitely more of a skit than a program, with style and choreography changing abruptly as the songs changed, and cute interactions between Kurt and Alissa. Kurt also did a lot of humorous mugging as he toyed with record player, at one point turning DJ and scratching the record repeatedly. At the very end, he stopped Alissa from putting away the record player and said "as long as I've got this out here..." and started playing "Brickhouse", miming the opening choreography until Alissa firmly shook her head and took record player away.

Satoko Miyahara - Winter

Song-wise, this was a very loose tie to a holiday show, as Satoko chose to skate to "Winter" from the Four Seasons by Vivaldi. I guess it thematically matched, but it's definitely not what I would usually think of as a holiday song. It was very dramatic and very well skated. Satoko is a very expressive skater, and really matched the dynamics of the song. It reminded me of one of her numbers from the spring tour, which also impressed me a lot. Definitely a highlight of the night.

Elvis Stojko - Northern Lights

Again, a rather loose connection to the holiday theme, but a really good program and good choice of song for Elvis. This was Elvis in his more ethereal mode, rather than his rock mode, with lots of gazing off and reaching into the distance. Elvis is always a great spinner but he had a particularly astonishing scratch spin in this one. It was blurringly fast, really long, and very centered, and he came out of it really nicely. His sit spins were also particularly impressive tonight - very centered, low, and quick.

Kaetlyn Osmond - Dolls

This program was marked as "Dolls" on the runsheet I got but I'm not convinced that's what the song was called. Unfortunately, I don't really remember the lyrics, so I have no idea what the song was. This was another charming, audience-engaging number from Kaetlyn. She really is a very open, engaging performer who seems to make eye contact with every member of the audience, and just draws them in.

Kaitlyn Weaver & Andrew Poje - Auld Lang Syne

I guess New Year is part of the holiday season, too! BTW I don't actually mean to sound very down on the music choices, it doesn't actually bother me that they didn't do much Christmas music, but it does amuse me how tenuous the connection to the season was in so many cases. This program seemed more an opportunity to do a Scottish-themed number, with a kilt for Andrew and a matching tartan dress for Kaitlyn. The program started out a bit slow, but really got fun when they broke into all out Scottish-inspired footwork. I think Kaitlyn said on social media that Sinead Kerr was involved in this program somehow.

Finale - Ceelo

The finale was really fun with very colorful costumes. It started with 4 men again, but this time it was Kurt, Elladj, Nam, and Michael, who seemed to be having a great time skating together and engaging the audience. They were then joined by Kirsten, Satoko, Alissa, and Mariah, eventually pairing off with them. Since I was looking through my camera lens and could only see one pair at a time, I'm not sure, but it looked like Kurt and Alissa were kind of goofing off and doing somewhat different things than the rest of the pairs. At one point each guy picked up the girl and spun around, except Kurt was going suuuuper slowly and Alissa was laughing her head off. It was very cute. Elvis was given a whole highlight section of his own, where he skated out past the line of skaters and did death drops and that spinny thing he does on his hands, which he did faster and more crisply than I remember him doing it in the spring. Eventually all the skaters were out doing a whole bunch of different tricks. I was amused because Nam was having so much fun that he was literally whooping and randomly leaping as he zipped around the ice. Honestly, all the skaters seemed to be having a great time, and really enjoying being out there. They ended with the traditional kick line and bow and slapping all the on ice people's hands. But of course, Elladj couldn't leave the ice without doing one last backflip, this time over Andrew Poje. And with the excited screams of the audience in their ears, the skaters made their way off the ice, and the show was over.