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Stars on Ice Review - Oakland, CA - Jan. 12, 2001
written by Tina
Apologies for the formatting here - I originally wrote this review
for my mailing list and was on a computer where the shift key wasn't
working the way I wanted it to, so there are no capitalizations.
the overall show this year seems quite low key, especially
compared to last year. that led to less energy in the building, and
less standing ovations in general. it's my personal opinion that
standing ovations tend to come from really high energy programs
(brickhouse/play that funky music) or inspiring/emotional/sentimental
skates from popular skaters - therefore scott hamilton got the only
standing ovation of the night (though a lot of people stood when the
show ended) for his my way, but not for anything else. wendy and i
attempted to lead a standing ovation for nyah, but we failed
miserably... was us two plus one other person in our section, and that
was it, i think. on the other hand, that doesn't mean the show is bad,
it's just not as likely to leap up and grab you and drag you along for
the ride like last years' was. i liked many aspects of it...
the opening number, let's get it on...is not all that memorable, to
be honest, but not that bad either... the problem i had with this and
many of the other group numbers is that they had skaters *everywhere*
doing all sorts of different things and it's impossible to keep track of
it all. the opening couple poses are cute. the fact that they are one
girl short of the guys in the opening number makes it a little odd when,
for instance, kurt's just posing there without a girl...though gorsha
kind of strolling down the line of people wasn't as bad. the unusual
pairings were interesting...at one point (this isn't that unusual), kurt
had tara for a while...ilia's lift of kristi down the middle of the ice
was pretty darn good...um... i think they did that thing like last year
where kurt helps renee go up and over by holding on to her leg (if that
makes any sense) only this time she gets flipped up onto todd sand's
shoulder... my memory is completely slipping and my head was doing a
sort of ping pong thing, trying to keep track of people on the ice...one
thing we did notice - kurt had a friend below us and he kept sticking
out his tongue, making faces, winking, and waving at the person. oh, i
forgot to mention, we were 6th row center ice, so a bit higher than he
could see...
after let's get it on, scott skates to "i feel good", which was much
like it was in the tv broadcast...scott grins and smirks and goofs
around, acting mock sexy but not exactly... then the little boy comes
out... little long-haired blond kid in brown figure skates (we heard
renee backstage telling someone that they find a different kid in every
city)... kid got lots of cheers. i know it'd be hard to train a new kid
every night, but i expected more to this segment than this... the little
boy appears, skates down the ice a bit unsteadily, does a couple bunny
hops, and then stops at scott... scott takes him by the hand, skates him
to center ice. where they stand for a while, scott with a benevolent
look on his face.. then tara comes out and skates around them...that's
the opening to "new moon in old moon's arms" (they're selling the cd at
the boutique)..
this is a fairly flowy, low key group number... i actually liked it
quite a lot. it's not particularly flashy, but the mood was
there... kind of soft, flowing... and there was some beautiful skating.
the different people were also all quite well coordinated... they
brought them in gradually. first came tara, skating for quite a while
by herself... then roca and sur came in and joined her... they stood 1/3
of the way down the ice and then began moving in unison, before tara
broke off... then kurt came in, gradually followed by meno and sand.
the entrances were so well coordinated that i didn't notice them coming
in until they appeared and increased the number of skaters moving
together.
then comes out steven skating to higher... my overall impression of
this program is... i love steven, i think he has a wonderful personality
(from what i've seen of it) and an even better smile, but i think kurt
would have done a much better job with this song, and it's not just
because i like kurt. i don't think the choreography maximized or even
fully utilized the impact of the song (which i like, btw)... he didn't
look like he could decide whether to be introverted and intense or
not... half the time he was looking at the ice and not the audience, but
the other half, he was flashing a grin when he landed a jump or trying
to smile at parts of the audience... it wasn't bad, but it could have
been much much better...he was quite shaky on a few jump landings, spun
kind of sloppily... overall, i liked last year's program better.
then...desert rose... you probably have all heard my opinions about
this already. don't like her hand movements... feel there are too many
and that they're not executed that convincingly. they were somewhat
less distracting in person, partly b/c i didn't have the closeup that a
camera gives you... i liked her costume much better in person as well.
she's getting better at delivering this program, though, and i do like
the song.... and the lighting was pretty neat too... it's unfortunate
that they had to open the show with two programs where i liked the music
and didn't like the choreography.. i think the rest of my comments will
be more positive =).
ilia's drive/driven, i liked... ilia's flexibility and strength are
something i completely am in awe of... he did a neat knee slide thing in
the beginning. he also did one of his splits to standing things
... several jumps, including a triple lutz and a triple toe loop, though
i think he might have bobbled the lutz and popped the axel... great
edges, interesting choreography... it was quite effective in general.
scott's double bogey blues was really cute in person... he's got a
great on-ice personality... good acting/expressions, etc... a few
mishaps here... his golf club didn't fly out at him like it was supposed
to, so he had to skate over to the bag and grab it *(covered it up well
- wendy had to point it out to me)... he also almost landed his triple
lutz but kind of bobbled the landing... he integrated it pretty well
but... luckily, his golf bag did fall over, so we got a nice backflip
over it (he takes off really close to the bag)...
roca and sur's everything must change was really beautiful,
interesting lifts, dramatic/emotional, etc....... i wish they would try
a different style... it was kind of the same style of dramaticism as
ghost and time to say goodbye... would love to see something drastically
different from them. and of course they had the ending where they had
to cram sixty different positions before the music ended... wendy says
the costume was too skimpy. don't get me wrong, i like this program. i
just was thinking while i was watching it that it was too similar to
their previous ones in style (if not in lifts)... though there were cool
lifts...like when she's draped over his arm with his arm extended, so
he's basically supporting her whole weight by one arm under the small of
her back.
then...nyah...the moment we'd been waiting for. i was highly
disappointed in the beginning b/c after reading those compelling reviews
of the single arm in the spotlight... the angle was such that all we saw
was his dim back and occasionally his hand moving in the light... i
think if i didn't know what it was supposed to be i would have been
highly confused...no muscled chisled arm in the spotlight for me =(. on
the other hand... when the light appeared on him as a whole, and he held
his arms back for the first time..whoa, the guy has definitely been
working out! very nice indeed ... this program was really cool -
quite a departure from typical skating - it really did seem like dancing
on ice... very crisp movements, really good body positions, great
carriage... very much more like a dancer than a skater. no jumps, no
actual skating spins, but a lot of revolutions/spinning on a toepick or
whatever... more dancerly spins rather than specific skating position
spins. he never breaks the mood...very intense...definitely not
something he could use in a competition, but really good for this
show... the audience seemed to appreciate it, even if they wouldn't
stand up =p. the thing about the clapping at the end...i don't know
what i expected but it wasn't exactly that. kurt led us in measured
slow clapping for like 4-5 claps and then let us continue (audience
caught on fast - hey it was the bay area, they probably are all wired
and have read about it on the 'net ;))... the clapping sped up quite
quickly (though wendy tells me no quicker than in baltimore) and soon
kurt was frantically doing footwork down the ice... finally ended with
his yell... very cool =), can't wait to have it on tape.
then tara comes out... kurt skates around her clapping (i have to
say, there's something strangely... weak about the sound of one person
clapping in the middle of a huge arena like that... it should have been
stronger but there's nothig he could do about that)... then she starts
dance with me. i actually like dance with me quite well...i think tara
pulls off the dancing/choreography much more effectively than she did
with genie in a bottle... it works quite well with the music and the
attitude and the choreography... a quite enjoyable program overall.
next..tunnel vision. quite funny at the beginning b/c tara skates
into the tunnel - blew the entrance flap (there's a cloth over a metal
frame) to the side where it stayed open... you could see flashes of
kristi trying to close it surreptitiously... but the opening of this was
i think supposed to be shadows of them in the tunnel - stretching and
warming up, etc... they had lights inside the white cloth so you could
see their shadows on the sides of the tunnel. then the cloth was pulled
upwards to the ceiling, and the skaters came out... they skated around a
bit..at one point going down the ice (most of you won't get this
reference) like in phil collins' "i can't dance i can't walk" thing...
there was some other stuff but i don't quite remember what... culminated
in them in a circle, pretending to spread gossip around... gets back to
kristi and she shakes her head in irritation... so the chain of gossip
goes the other way telling people it's wrong... in the middle of this,
scott "freezes" everyone..they all stop in their various poses (kurt
with his arms extended pointing at the next person... steven in a sort
of shrug with arms out position)... and scott says "did you see that? i
froze the cast! if i knew i could do that 14 years ago..things would
have been a lot different". he then skates around everyone talking
about how they were all frozen in various positions, spreading their
gossip... and with goofy looks on their faces (stopping next to steven
and mimicking his shrug (and apparently his facial expression though it
was facing away from us)). he talks about how the group is too small,
nothing is a secret with them...so then he unfreezes them, and they go
into their chairs... he talks some more and goes and names each
person... kurt's boxcar (kurt leaps on him at this point, giving him a
big hug with a kind of eager puppy dog look/grin on his face), always
eager to please... steven was "chuffy" or something like that... meno
and sand, sooo in love (and i think everyone, esp kurt, rolled their
eyes or had semi disgusted looks on their faces)...except.. something -
notice the red hair. (jenni got a hmph kind of look on her face) then
renee roca - nobody really knows what she's up to... gorsha, the romeo
of the tour (he was combing his hair, slouched in his chair)... yuka,
seeing it all for the first time... yama...seen it all (she does a kind
of shrug with a knowing nod)... tara came out late a bit earlier than
this, gabbing on the phone and when scott gets to her she goes, "oh,
were you talking to me?" and he says..no..well... actually talking to
the audience and telling them a bit about everyone... she goes oh ok,
and keeps talking on the phone...and i forget what he said..something
like typical about her on the phone. then scott talks some more, and
says, this is what i'm going to miss most about this tour..these
personalities... and playing here, in oakland/bay area, the best place
in the country for this tour!!! and everyone cheers... then you hear
steven mutter "he says that at every show" and scott yells "that's it,
you're dead!" and starts chasing steven around the chairs... tara jumps
up and stops scott and says, scott, can i have a time out, and they
stroll down the ice and tara says something like, i have a problem with
this tour... and scott says, what's that your wonderful youngliness (or
something like that) and she says, that's just it... i'm the youngest
person on the tour! and he says..i don't think i can do anything about
that.. she says, well, here's my problem... skates over to the
others... married (at meno and sand), taken (ilia), won't tell anyone
(renee), always has someone (denis), spins around gorsha with a whoo!,
married (yuka), married (kristi), married (kurt), check out his website
(steven). steven does a kind of yahoo pump, and high-tenned kurt. then
somehow they get to talking about scott's age... and everyone;'s like,
oh you're only as old as you feel and scott's like.awww.. and then tara
says, yeah! my dad's your age and he feels really young!... somehow this
turns to her saying everyone's old and boring, so they get up and try to
prove her wrong by dancing around and eventually made to the other side
of the rink (kurt stopped right in front of our section and was doing
this really geeky dance after everyone else stopped until they called
him over)... they're milling around talking when ilia comes out in a
purple shirt and green pants and starts skating around like a big
shot... i think the song was mr. bigshot or something like that. so
kurt says "why's he like that" or something like that, and scott says,
well he's only 1998 olympic gold medalist, multi-millionaire movie star,
etc... i think he has a right to skate like that..and kurt says "how
come he gets all the hair?"... ilia gets the mike at some point and says
something in russian and the girls are like "what's he saying??" and
renee says "i don't know, but it's working for me!"... ilia sits down,
and gorsha appears and starts posing all over the ice, takes off his
outer shirt, carries it up and flings it into the audience, and flirts
intensively with the audience, before disappearing up into it... then
the spotlight shifts... steven is at the mike..and says "ladies and
gentlemen, welcome shaft..." denis skates out in a long leather jacket,
"and mini-me!" and scott skates out with little steps around
denis.. steven says "has anyone ever seen the movie twins? it's kind of
like arnold schwarzenegger and danny devito all over again, inn't it."
and everyone starts laughing... denis flips scott over his arm...they
skate around some more with scott taking two steps to every one of
denis'... and steven yells "look at that little bugger run!"...and then
denis lifts scott up into a two handed Detroiter before he puts him down
and goes into a final pose with scott kind of clutching himself with his
other arm weakly up in an imitation of denis. then gorsha appears on
the other side of the rink, climbs really high up, and starts preening,
putting his leg over the railing... finally starts hugging this
woman... scott comes on the mike and says "the ambitions expressed by
mr. gorsha sur do not necessarily reflect those of the cast or
management of target stars on ice"... then todd comes out as "sandman"
trying to seem all wild and stuff but kind of failing - i wonder if that
was intentional - and then jenni gets her hair all fluffed up and looks
annoyed and they get into an "argument" while everyone else is doing
stuff.. at one point denis holds onto one of scott's arms and legs and
spins him around... and kurt, ilia, and steven lie down on the ice,
renee lays on them, they sit up, lift her over their heads and hand her
to gorsha.. then they all lie back and kick their legs like "oh boy!!".
eventually they make up, funny things happen, i don't really remember
and the segments ends.
second half opens with them all standing in basically the same
closing configuration as the first half. then jenni and kristi stand
up, take down their hair, and start skating to both sides now... this
beginning part was just kind of pretty and flowy... then denis skates
out and starts lifting them in turn...it started out pretty neat -
interesting lifts, etc... but then it kind of turned into lift kristi
put her down lift jenni put her down, etc... in quick succession. got a
bit less interesting after a while, and it was a bit hard to understand
the point of the program (aside from giving denis a showpiece). it was
pretty though.
then chairmen/terminator - very very neat... words can't explain but
it's definitely worth seeing live, just so you can see what the cameras
aren't showing (ie, roca and sur aren't the most interesting people on
the ice)... they got a little out of sync at times, and when renee was
lying across four chairs, one of them was completely out of line. but
it's a very neat program....
moanin'...i think i figured out tara and ilia's problem... ilia's
movements are much larger than tara's, so even though they're on the
same beat, they don't look like they're skating together ... also, i
think ilia's jazz is ok...tara just looks cutesy. so... the program
isn't awful but it's not that good...
then yuka's program to take my hand was just beautiful... she had a
beautiful triple loop to start, but then fell on a later jump... but her
skating is just delightful and i liked her program...
then... the familiar strains of don't fence me in started and scott
appeared on the side on a little hobby horse and says some of the lines
from the song (he does this throughout but i don't know if he appeared
outside any other time)... kurt skates out while scott's talking and
puts his hat on a woman's head at the end... then he turns around, and
basically does his butt wiggles right at her - needless to say, she
looked quite thrilled... the program,...i think i like better live, b/c
you can really see his personality, but it still isn't one of my
favorites... he's good at playing to the audience though... and i have
to mention... he landed a GORGEOUS triple axel - really high, beautiful
rotation, absolutely no problem on the landing - looked almost like a
double! i was so excited... at the end when he goes for his hat, she
takes it off and holds it out to him...he takes it really slowly,
staring her straight in the eye (couldn't see his face), and then when
he moves away he did a kind of hip bump towards her, and she fell back
and started whispering to her friend and laughing... and he didnt rope a
woman this time, he roped a guy and kissed him on the top of the
head.. looked like a friend of the skaters' b/c they all acknowledged
him at the end and kurt acknowledged him all the way through... then
kurt goes over to the curtains, reaches in grabs a rope, starts pulling
it out - and at the end is a kristi, struggling to get herself free...
i have to admit that i barely watched kristi - i was seeing what kurt
was up to, during let'er rip... what i saw looked dynamic and fun....
kurt was basically squatting by the side of the rink looping his
rope.. tried to lasso her when she came closer but his rope fell
short...
then, sin wagon - kurt's first group number choreographic effort =).
this was quite cute... i rather enjoyed it, though kurt's group
choreography seems to consist of having everyone do the same thing
together... which actually was quite nice b/c i could actually keep
track of everyone instead of looking all over the ice... there was some
cute footwork here, as well... just a fun, light hearted number.
then meno and sand to i can't make you love me... i don't
particularly like the pink, particularly on todd... the number was kind
of bland and typical meno and sand. i hope i don't offend any fans of
theirs out there - i liked baby did a bad bad thing but they seemed to
have reverted to type with this program.
rockit, i enjoyed almost as much as the first time i saw it on
tv... the impact was slightly lessened b/c i knew what was coming
whereas the first thing just took me completely by surprise... but it
was really cool and i'm still in awe of ilia's flexibility and
strength...
then tiny dancer... was utterly boring. i don't remember much of
it... kind of cute i guess...
my way was cute... scott pulls it off with pizazz (if you can't tell,
it's now 3:20 pacific time, im' getting tired and i'm cutting this
short)...got the only standing ovation of the night...
then the finale... i kind of like the as song... there is a heck of a
lot more to this than there was in the tv broadcast and it's pretty
enjoyable,. kristi skates first for quite a while to scott... kind of
slow and lyrical, almost like bridge over troubled water... then they
came out in groups and skated with scott a few at a time... like, kurt,
renee, and gorsha came out first, then they went away while ilia, yuka,
and denis came out... yuka got lifted by denis and then passed to ilia
while she was still up in the air... that was kind of neat. then they
went away, meno, sand, and steven came out... then tara comes out with
scott individually skating down the ice... and then everyone comes out
together... ends with the cast not doing anything and scott skating
around them,, as we saw on tv... and for those who wonder, he shook
kurt's hand first...
i probably got some of the finale screwed up in my head, but overall,
i think that's it... it was a pretty good show. didnt' have the overall
impact as last year's but all in all, i think it's a pretty good sendoff
for scott.
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